PERFECT MACHINE

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

ok new pinned post because the old one is 2 years old and i cant edit it because its a reblog.

if youre reading this and you have ocs you are now obligated by law to tell me about them. yes, that means you. you might be thinking “surely they dont mean me” but yes i mean you right here and now. unless you genuinely dont want to i suppose. come in my inbox, or dm me! i want to know

also, use my picrew!

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anyone have advice on being passive aggressive at work. the other intern im working with has done literally nothing of the work we’ve been given for like the past few weeks and i NEED our boss to know that she’s a loser who didn’t do the one tiny piece of this project i asked her to take and that’s why this fucking thing is taking extra time because i just had to do it myself in a couple hours (AFTER our important meeting). if they think im this irresponsible they are not going to hire me after i graduate for sure but ive been doing everything myself but i can’t say that without looking like im either a) lying or b) sucking up/exaggerating my contribution because SHE (the other intern) is very responsible seeming on the surface and knows how to talk like she’s handling things even though she has not. so fuck if they’re going to believe me!!! but it’s true she has done jack fucking shit!!!!!!!! not that i mind doing extra work because its very easy but if she’s going to lie and take on pieces of the project that i ask then she better fucking finish them because now we both look really bad

STUPID MISOGYNISTS CAN GET WOMEN AFTER WOMEN BUT ME, AN INTELLIGENT MISOGYNIST, CAN’T. THATS WHATS WRONG WITH WOMEN THESE DAYS. THESE WHORES WILL DRY UP IN 20 YEARS LIKE AN UNLOVED CACTUS WHOSE THORNS WERE TOO LONG AND POINTY AND HUMILIATING TO WATER IT THROUGH BUT IT’S MAD AT YOU I FUCKING GUESS BECAUSE IT CAN’T GET ITS LIFE TOGETHER AND LEARN THAT MAKING CUTE LITTLE REMARKS ABOUT MY FUCKING POOL TOY FETISH IS RUDE AS FUCK. SERIOUSLY.